constantneverland:

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Preach.

constantneverland:

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Preach.

(via infamousnfamous)

wuckfit:

“No chemicals!” The label on a container reads. I open it and I am stunned. It is truly devoid of chemicals, they have finally done it, finally created a pure vacuum unmarred even when exposed to matter. Quantum physics must be rewritten. Scientists everywhere stand in awe at such a feat.

(Source: whitecishetmale, via infamousnfamous)

  • <b> Person:</b> holy shit some asshole just stole my TV i fucking hate robbers<p><b>Robber:</b> *comes back in through the window* ~HATE WON'T END HATE~ uwu<p>

undercover boss

killbenedictcumberbatch:

ceo: oh man i am rich and i kinda care about my employees i guess i’ll pretend to be an employee to see what its like
ceo: oh man this really sucks working manual labor is hard fuck
employee: life is hard and this job sucks
ceo: wow i do NOT appreciate these comments….. you will not be getting a bunch of money from me
ceo: now that i did work for 2 days I fully understand what these people go through and I will try to help
**nothing changes**

(via screamingintovaginas)

blkdzn:

wow

blkdzn:

wow

(Source: earllopez, via liamdryden)

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HAR

(via infamousnfamous)

fakebisexualtranstrender:

cishet adult feelings < queer teens lives

(Source: androgynistic, via fandomsandfeminism)

janemba:

u ever flirt w someone purely out of fun and then ur like omg i kinda meant that!?

(via infamousnfamous)

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

(via infamousnfamous)