“No chemicals!” The label on a container reads. I open it and I am stunned. It is truly devoid of chemicals, they have finally done it, finally created a pure vacuum unmarred even when exposed to matter. Quantum physics must be rewritten. Scientists everywhere stand in awe at such a feat.
- <b> Person:</b> holy shit some asshole just stole my TV i fucking hate robbers<p><b>Robber:</b> *comes back in through the window* ~HATE WON'T END HATE~ uwu<p>
ceo: oh man i am rich and i kinda care about my employees i guess i’ll pretend to be an employee to see what its like
ceo: oh man this really sucks working manual labor is hard fuck
employee: life is hard and this job sucks
ceo: wow i do NOT appreciate these comments….. you will not be getting a bunch of money from me
ceo: now that i did work for 2 days I fully understand what these people go through and I will try to help